Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The air taste purple.
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