god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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