you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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