We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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