The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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