Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Be still, my beating vagina.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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