So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize