her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
false alarm. still invincible.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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