Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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