Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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