then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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