I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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