wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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