He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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