For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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