11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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