no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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