Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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