I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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