Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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