okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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