I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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