Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he fucked my hip out of place.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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