The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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