I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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