Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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