Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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