Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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