I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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