Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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