Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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