Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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