How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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