i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hell yes lets make some ravioli
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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