I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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