I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
True strength comes from lack of pants
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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