Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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