that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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