question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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