He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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