so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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