Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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