Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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