I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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