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say what?
wanna hang out?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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