remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Two words: nipple clamps
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