doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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