That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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