The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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