Porn is love you can see.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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