you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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