did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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