i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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