But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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